Black Humour

[Anonymous]

….well, if you don’t laugh you have to cry, so I had a bash at expressing my grief at the spiritual abuse I have suffered (which is quite mild compared to some!) and I really enjoyed writing this silly little letter using computer terms!!  ……hope you enjoy too   It’s called  “broken link” –

Dear Religious Establishment,

I didn’t realise when I joined you

that I actually walked through a Bad Gateway.

My Search Engine was faulty

and did not provide me with enough choices.

When I joined you,

my Home Page was fairly blank,

and my IP Number was in tact.

But over the three years I was with you,

you ate all my Cookies.

I wouldn’t have minded,

but our POP was sweet and intimate,

so I got hurt –

I didn’t realise that your Plug-in

would have that effect on me.

So I had to leave you prematurely,

and I left with a Virus.  I was sick.

For a long time.

It was a Virus

which lasted fifteen years after I left you.

Your Domain Name was exclusive,

and I truly felt I belonged to something special.

But your Javascript was wanting.

Thankfully I have discovered,

rather belatedly,

the Wi-Fi of Freedom

and how to De-frag the fragments of your faulty theology

and weird practices.

And now I am so pleased that your Upload was faulty,

and that my Spyware finally detected your Spam.

Cheers,

Moi (aka Dawn)

 

[Anonymous]

Love that Dawn! You are very witty and creative!

[AngParticipant]

WOW!  That is awesome!  And it needs to be out there for others!  May we share?  I’d love to put that on my fb and give you credit, of course!

[DahlingParticipant]

haha, cool analogy!

[Anonymous]

Thanks!  ….sure Ang, be my guest  glad you enjoyed…..

[AngParticipant]

Thanks Dawn!!! Shared!!!

[Author]

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