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Emily Riley 1 year, 3 months ago.
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Taoism…Shit happens.
Confucianism…Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism…If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen…What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism…This shit happened before.
Islam…If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism…Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism…If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism…Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism…I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism…What is this shit?This was on a poster at the restaurant my family went to on Sunday (we’ve replaced church with “Family Sundays”). We all had a hearty chuckle commensurate with our age/understanding (my kids are 15, 13, 11 and 9) and some good discussion. It is good to lighten up and laugh (and give others permission to do so too). I’m not sure of its origins, but thought this crowd might enjoy it. Cheers!
It seems that those short expressions capture quite well the essence of each of the various theologies – that is all except one. And that one will vary depending on who is looking at the list.
Dechurched … shit happens, and I have got away from the worst of it. I hope.
What @Steve Clough said!
I saw that on a t-shirt once.
dechurched: I stepped in shit, then wiped it off and walked away
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